Because Racecar? No, Because "oops"

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11/13/2018 at 09:38 • Filed to: mmmm donuts

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This morning we had 4.5" of wet, sticky snow at home, and JUST before we left the house, the town truck came around and plowed half our cul-de-sac, leaving a) a nice area for me to play in on the other side, and b) a huge snowbank in the middle. The kids were SO excited to do donuts in the car, which I delivered. Then they wanted to bust through the tall snowbank again, and it was still soft enough, so I went driving down the middle of it, but a little sideways.

Well, the wheels on the plowed part of the road hooked up just long enough to straighten the car as I lost momentum; next thing you know I’m high-centered. It’s raining pretty hard and I really don’t want to spend the next 20 minutes on my knees digging snow out from under the car.

I pondered my choices for a few seconds, then remembered that one thing I didn’t get to do over the weekend was to put away the truck. I don’t love it being covered in snow and I can’t drive it on the roads now with the salt. But I sure as hell can yank my car out of tiny snowbank with it!

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What could have been a real hassle was only a 5-minute delay. The kids were in my car as I pulled it free and they thought it was the best thing ever. This is after we used the truck this weekend to pull down a standing dead oak tree, which they also thought was the best thing ever, at the time.

Happy Monday! err... Tuesday.


DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! PartyPooper2012 > functionoverfashion
11/13/2018 at 09:44

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You’re a day behind. Did you not go to work yesterday? It’s TUESDAY!!!

Your truck looks awesome tho. 


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > functionoverfashion
11/13/2018 at 09:46

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here we see a BMW in its natural habitat


Kinja'd!!! functionoverfashion > Nibby
11/13/2018 at 09:57

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Hey now, t his is only the second time I’ve ever gotten it properly stuck.


Kinja'd!!! functionoverfashion > PartyPooper2012
11/13/2018 at 09:59

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lol oops, I did NOT go to work yesterday. Veteran’s Day off!

and thanks! I’ve never driven it in snow before, of course it was great ... for the 150 feet going up the driveway that is.


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > functionoverfashion
11/13/2018 at 10:03

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twss


Kinja'd!!! Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > functionoverfashion
11/13/2018 at 10:13

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That is an awesome truck.


Kinja'd!!! PartyPooper2012 > functionoverfashion
11/13/2018 at 10:27

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I want a truck... but I don’t need a truck... and I have a GX470 so I sorta have a truck, but it’s not trucky truck. AHHH. First world problems. 


Kinja'd!!! functionoverfashion > PartyPooper2012
11/13/2018 at 10:30

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Hydraulic dump trailer!! I think I would rather have a Suburban and a hydraulic dump trailer (or just a nice flatbed) than an actual truck.


Kinja'd!!! PartyPooper2012 > functionoverfashion
11/13/2018 at 11:13

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I have a hydraulic dump trailer. Its lovely. I can haul most things.

Unhook it and still have somewhat a luxury car.

I can’t explain why i want a truck. To wrench on it I guess. But there is only so much to wrench on. Then it works and is useless to me again


Kinja'd!!! functionoverfashion > PartyPooper2012
11/13/2018 at 11:25

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I can’t explain why i want a truck. To wrench on it I guess. But there is only so much to wrench on. Then it works and is useless to me again

Most Honest Statement Ever Posted on Car-Related Website, Ever.


Kinja'd!!! 450X_FTW > functionoverfashion
11/13/2018 at 12:16

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More pics and info on the truck, please and thank you 


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > functionoverfashion
11/13/2018 at 13:00

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This is good truckin’!


Kinja'd!!! functionoverfashion > shop-teacher
11/13/2018 at 13:09

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It got a lot of use this weekend, if you include this. I even got to actually use 4wd for real, and low range at that!


Kinja'd!!! Jayvincent > functionoverfashion
11/16/2018 at 06:50

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We need more posts on the truck.... go get somethin stuck!


Kinja'd!!! functionoverfashion > Jayvincent
11/16/2018 at 10:40

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Well... it might just be promoted to a year-round vehicle soon. My father’s plow truck didn’t pass inspection (at the shadiest place around) so it’s only good through December. I’ve basically got 6 weeks to get a plow guy or put a plow on my truck.

I have a friend who has most of the parts, he might be able to do it. I just need dry roads to drive it over there, I’m not going to drive it in the salt. 

Stay tuned.